The Remote control ball -

One day the man walks in to where the dog is at and grabs a remote controlled ball, he puts it infront of the dog and starts moving it around. The dog looks at the ball and then at the guy, see's the remote and looks at the ball and figures out whats happening. The guy moves his eyes alone and looks at the dog, who is just starring at him wondering "what the fuck is wrong with this human?" then the guy keeps controlling the ball wondering why is the dog not chasing it and loving it and so forth. After a while the dog gets on 2 legs and walks to the door "Let me out so i can do a piss u cunt", looks at the empty food ball and says "fill my food ball u prick" and then goes and pisses on the guy and walks off. The guy finally stops controlling the ball and just sits there and stares...

my life this year...