Seti's dillema -

One day, Pharoah Seti woke up and he got the notice to leave his premesis, so he had a few weeks. So then he got on his chariot and cruised through town heading towards the pyramid trying to think about what buildings needed to be build, what whore's he would gather and enjoy, what slaves he would whip, and what wars he needed to take care of, amongst other things, like the rites and ceremonies with the temple magi and the meetings with the gods. Except, all he could think about was that the landlord was needing his home, so he had to move, and so he had to skip past the whore house...as he pulled up to the jails, he forgot his whip, coz his mind was confused, he had to think about moving, he had to find a home...so he instead of whiping the slaves, asked them, 'do any of you have a home i could rent' and one of the slaves laughed 'yeh, i got a hay stack room for my donkey' and laughed his head off..so Seti left, feeling real shame about his day so far...then headed towards to small shacks that were there because so far he didn't have to pay for anything and the little money he had he could only afford a small shack with the uneducated pot thieves...so he went there and applied for a couple of shacks he could afford, only just being able to fit his chariot to the side. He gathered his scrolls and went to the pyramid, visited the priest, and found they already had the scrolls because they had his wife steal them the scrolls for them and already knew them and were ahead of him, so he didn't need his pyramid anymore...So Seti walked back outside, went to the small clearing up the mountain and a god came down and met with him, his fellow pharoah from the planet over, and said 'hey, this is great this new staff i got, check this out' and he beemed down some rays and melted some of the population in the town 'i'll give u the design, here' ..so seti took the design and worndered home, past the pyramid, and as he went past, the priest said "hey um, Seti, that staff, um, we need it here, we'r the one's that will be designing that thanx, ohh and ur wife already delivered the design by the time you walked down the mountain" ...so Seti kept walking , went back to his chariot, which needed to be upgraded badly...rode past the shacks and started feeling ill to his stomach because not only did he have to find one of these shacks, he was already rejected from the ones he went to hire. So, as he wondered back to the main palace, where he had a small room for his family...he sat there and recieved word from the whore house saying they can't send the whore's to the shack place, and the jails, well they thought that well if u can't find a shack, we can probably replace one of the criminals here and let u and ur family stay here and accomodate you. Meanwhile, the pyramid guy had given a copy of the scrolls to each citizen in town and promised to make them all a staff...straight from the priest's own pocket. So Seti went back up the mountain, pulled out the old staff, and instead of zapping some of the people, aimed it at the near mountains guarding the water dam of the near sea and destroyed it's walls and flooded the town and moved next door to the better town.